I hope you enjoyed last weeks dumb laws. I really think some of them are funny. As promised, here is the balance of the USA states for your mid-week laugh...
Lets talk Laws - MORE Crazy laws!
Mississippi - In Tylertown - It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. I can understand, shave at home.
Missouri - Columbia - Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. I think a clothesline would look better.
Montana - It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. Uh, ok!
Nebraska - Drivers on mountains should drive with caution near the right hand edge of the highway. There are no mountains in Nebraska. If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. That is crazy. AND...It is Illegal to go whale fishing. Is Nebraska by an ocean?
Nevada - It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Drive a camel? Don't you ride a camel? Also, apparently camels are an issue in Nevada.
New Hampshire - You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. Sounds like fun times in New Hampshire, NOT!
New Jersey - You may not slurp your soup. This sounds very challenging to me.
New Mexico - Idiots may not vote. Could someone explain to me how they determine who is an "idiot"?
New York - It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. Oh man! There goes all of the fun.
North Carolina - Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. What? Elephants, did we really have elephants in North Carolina where this was necessary?
North Dakota - It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Sorry folks!
Ohio - It is illegal to get a fish drunk. Do people actually do this?
Oklahoma - Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger. Sorry, no sharing in OK.
Oregon - Drivers may not pump their own gas. This creates a little problem at today's gas stations. Uh oh!
Pennsylvania - Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. So.. can an Arizona resident buy them and use them in PN?
Rhode Island - No one may bite off another's leg. WOW, wonder how this got on the books.
South Carolina - Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. Apparently horses came inside back in the day.
South Dakota - No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. Wait, what? Pants?
Tennessee - It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. Yea, but who does this?
Texas - It is illegal to sell one’s eye. Apparently this was a problem..yikes!
Utah - It is illegal not to drink milk. What if you are allergic? Then what.
Vermont - Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. Husbands know best..haha
Virginia - You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry. OK, what industry can do business on Sunday? I'm confused.
Washington - The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment. Is Bigfoot real or not real? Such a debate.
West Virginia - Whistling underwater is prohibited. Who knew?
Wisconsin - Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. So, who goes first? This is definitely not clear.
Wyoming - You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit. I cannot remember the last time I took a picture of a rabbit, apparently an issue in Wyoming.
There you have it folks! I hope you smiled a little for your mid-week Wacky Wednesday blog.
Have a great rest of your week and a good weekend from all of us at Top Notch Property Management & Sales.
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All of these dumb laws were courtesy of www.dumblaws.com - you can see all of them at their website.
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